This was my childhood. Shawn Michaels. Yokozuna. Jerry “The King” Lawler. JR. Steel chairs. Cage matches. WWF. WCW. That dude with black hair who looks like a whimp. How did I NOT think this was fake? How did I NOT question Shawn Michael’s sexuality? An even bigger question: is Val Venis straight? Is he single? What about Billy Gun? I think I know how i’m spending the rest of my afternoon. Oh, and RIP Macho Man, Owen Hart, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit and any other “professional wrestler” who I grew up watching kick ass.